Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
Quote #18684
It is not the going out of port, but the coming in, that determines...
Quote #12847
Poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings.
Quote #27946
And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep.
Quote #25486
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
Quote #12653
Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all...
Quote #30055
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #8496
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me...
Quote #7924
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...