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God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the...
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It is not the situation that makes the man, but the man who makes...
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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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To know one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to...
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Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh
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Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to...
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We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.