Quote #6268
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Quote #5677
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #3029
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #10188
It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.
Quote #12999
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #24399
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #27385
You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins...
Quote #19291
The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few...
Quote #28725
The past is a guide post, not a hitching post.