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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #1321
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.
Quote #19936
Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Quote #20701
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices so climbing is performed in...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #23261
I do not mind lying but I hate inaccuracy.
Quote #9491
They deem me mad for I will not sell my days for gold; I...
Quote #3272
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...
Quote #8039
But I?m not so think as you drunk I am.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?