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The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl...
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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken...
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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #25495
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
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Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
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Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #24380
Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.