Quote #24546
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man...
Quote #22179
When action grows unprofitable, gather information when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #16496
You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
Quote #5332
There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a...
Quote #25563
Comfort ye, my people speak ye peace, thus saith our God. Comfort those who...
Quote #17206
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #27209
He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge and one only evil,...
Quote #5122
My boy will learn by what I am and what I do far more...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...