Quote #2623
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #8141
It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for...
Quote #12134
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high- class way...
Quote #14666
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
Quote #32502
That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has...
Quote #32802
The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.
Quote #5223
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the...