Quote #162
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Quote #5257
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Quote #26410
Most of today’s books have an air of having been written in one day...
Quote #19302
Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #13137
The sinners sins against himself; the wrongdoer wrongs himself, becoming the worse by his...
Quote #33758
I don’t like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Quote #28331
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #9722
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it,...