Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #4975
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat...
Quote #12685
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Quote #4888
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #18257
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
Quote #24929
Whatever happens it all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
Quote #22080
Wisdom is supreme therefore make a full effort to get wisdom. Esteem her and...
Quote #4709
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates...