Quote #23529
Lloyd Hey, I guess they’re right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #4709
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates...
Quote #30721
I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #8866
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #532
Excessive literary production is a social offense.
Quote #23070
I am always sorry when any language is lost, because languages are the pedigrees...
Quote #1492
Man is what he eats.