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Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records...
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same...
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Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
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I hope I never get so old I get religious.
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Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own mind.
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Even paranoids have real enemies.
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Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is...