Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #17889
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts...
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #14317
The point is to develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire...
Quote #6845
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it...
Quote #14200
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose — a...
Quote #4261
The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.