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Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity....
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It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
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You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money,...
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Use what talent you possess the woods would be very silent if no birds...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30304
I never feel age…If you have creative work, you don’t have age or time.
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Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. … The average...
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Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam...
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It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not...
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...