Quote #33006
When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Quote #6051
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #17641
The king’s might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
Quote #11012
Our nation was born in genocide when it embraced the doctrine that the original...
Quote #2599
One watches them on the seashore, all the people, and there is something pathetic,...
Quote #7299
The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence.
Quote #8628
Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...