Quote #19147
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #19325
We have the best Congress money can buy.
Quote #31604
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
Quote #33190
Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.
Quote #16667
Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you’re going to conceal faults by concealing...
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #28151
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Quote #4353
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #17850
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.