Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #1817
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything...
Quote #20475
I have learned this at least by my experiment that if one advances confidently...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #25493
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
Quote #16414
We must respect the other fellow’s religion,but only in the sense and to the...
Quote #6583
To be great is to be misunderstood.
Quote #5598
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Quote #4891
When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when...
Quote #29794
It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest,...