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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Golf is a good walk, ruined.
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Yearning is not only a good way to go crazy but also a pretty...
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There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
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What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing.
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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
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The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you...
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I like to help women help themselves, as that is, in my opinion, the...
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Testimony is like an arrow shot from a long-bow; its force depends on the...