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Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch...
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Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor...
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If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not...
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Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by...
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Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep...