Quote #13209
The art of being bored is lost.
Quote #18490
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #27694
The biggest lesson I learned from Vietnam is not to trust our own government...
Quote #357
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.
Quote #32
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #13456
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — and then success...
Quote #15138
When something (an affliction) happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or...
Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.