Quote #14362
Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #27806
A champion views resistance as a gift of energy.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #13900
Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide...
Quote #406
Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
Quote #14240
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #20269
Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before...
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
Quote #4841
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.