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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Quote #5839
One thing life has taught me: if you are interested, you never have to...
Quote #27225
There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
Quote #16786
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
Quote #10559
A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
Quote #26616
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which...
Quote #23537
It’s easy to cry ‘bug’ when the truth is that you’ve got a complex...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #9178
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...