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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who Is able to...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches,...
Quote #10433
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
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Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are,...
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People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
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American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
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While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual, and the sublime are today suspect,...
Quote #8737
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.