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Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
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Still round the corner there may wait, A new road or a secret gate.
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Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
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Great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
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‘Tis nobler to lose honor to save the lives of men than it is...
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How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side,...
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...