Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #19680
Remember that time is money.
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #33861
Whenever I hear, ‘It can’t be done,’ I know I’m close to success.
Quote #18049
When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die.
Quote #15697
Ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction....
Quote #3060
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #15028
There is nothing more wonderful than freedom of speech.
Quote #2036
It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.