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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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There is always more spirit in attack than in defence.
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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
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Desire for security keeps littleness little and threatens the great with smallness.
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The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.
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The gods help them that help themselves.
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The discovery of this strange society was a curiously refreshing thing; to realize that...