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1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy...
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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Do not accustom yourself to use big words for little matters.
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Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be...
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Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
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General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life … I am terribly...
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Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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Acts of injustice done Between the setting and the rising sun In history lie...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...