Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #31792
The Lord gets His best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction.
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #7932
The more things change the more they remain the same.
Quote #1156
The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #3163
When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her,...
Quote #6496
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
Quote #10774
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the...
Quote #10022
For no phase of life, whether public or private, whether in business or in...