Quote #339
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #2213
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same...
Quote #28324
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #25657
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #12754
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
Quote #28898
One man with courage makes a majority.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #2619
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
Quote #5657
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.