Quote #24273
I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold...
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #1529
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #3699
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage...
Quote #16867
The angels are so enamoured of the language that is spoken in heaven, that...
Quote #13260
We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #23723
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.