Quote #20568
The lusts and greeds of the body scandalize the Soul but it has to...
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #9559
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
Quote #30982
The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #18610
Hope is the denial of reality.
Quote #13818
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Quote #9235
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #28338
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Quote #15094
Plant a kernel of wheat and you reap a pint; plant a pint and...