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The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his...
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All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
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Beware the ides of March.
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Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
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There’s one good kind of writer — a dead one.