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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished...
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Every man was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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Catch your people doing something right and let them know you appreciate it.
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As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no...
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Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called,...
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If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
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At my graduation, I thought we had to marry what we wished to become....
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Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we...
Quote #2557
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.