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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours....
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The artist is a recepticle for the emotions that come from all over the...
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But all who are not lunitics are agreed about certain things: That it is...
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The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them...
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You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
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Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice...