Quote #38
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #7735
I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even...
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #18899
There was that law of life, so cruel and so just, that one must...
Quote #18322
Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...
Quote #33786
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #26648
Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which believe the idea...
Quote #31076
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #27265
Solitude is the beginning of all freedom.