Quote #32040
While there’s life, there’s hope.
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
Quote #17045
Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner.
Quote #34311
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...
Quote #24488
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #14024
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
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Stupidity consists in wanting to reach conclusions. We are a thread, and we want...
Quote #11070
If happiness truly consisted of physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.