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Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
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The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work...
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Television is the first truly democratic culture – the first culture available to everybody...
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By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life...
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You are not here merely to make a living. You are here to enable...
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What’s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you...
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.