Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #26581
When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.
Quote #17558
… If weakness may excuse, What Murderer, what Traitor, Parricide, Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may...
Quote #14774
Literature is my Utopia. Here I am not disenfranchised. No barrier of the senses...
Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #16301
God sends children for another purpose than merely to keep up the race –...
Quote #2398
We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we...
Quote #34494
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on...
Quote #965
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so...
Quote #1208
Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.