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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
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The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
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Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others...
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The way of even the most jusitifiable revolution is prepared by personal impulses disguised...
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I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat....
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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
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Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #8466
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...