Quote #28442
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #8830
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always...
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #11997
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God.
Quote #8392
This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and...
Quote #25749
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Quote #19918
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Quote #33825
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Quote #4938
Frailty, thy name is woman!