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Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus...
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A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
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God created sex. Priests created marriage.
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Winners never quit and quitters never win.
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Every man has seen the wall that limits his mind.
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I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
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It were not best that we should all think alike it is the difference...
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...