Quote #33581
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
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Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #21615
Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than...
Quote #28442
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...
Quote #3204
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...
Quote #32602
Purity,patience, and preserverance are the three essentials to success, and above all love.
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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #3233
Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.
Quote #31349
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...