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If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even...
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #20019
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
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There is a very fine line between loving life and being greedy for it.
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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
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Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain...
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What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to...
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
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Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #33397
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better