Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #28284
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #32495
I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it… just the thousands...
Quote #32680
It strikes me as gruesome and comical that in our culture we have an...
Quote #32345
Life was made to be enjoyed as well as endured.
Quote #34313
To be turned from one’s course by men’s opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation...
Quote #4541
Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #25391
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can’t hear it.
Quote #7238
It is right to be contented with what we have, never with what we...