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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
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If you are planning for a year, sow rice if you are planning for...
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Give no decision till both sides thou’st heard.
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Jesus said, ‘Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I...
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First I thought it was numbness, shock. The inability to believe that a just...
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
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Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...