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Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
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Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
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I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights...
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Despair, in short, seeks its own environment as surely as water finds its own...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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If I am to die, this is the week for it. — John F....
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Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always...
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The most dangerous folly of old people who were once attractive is to forget...
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I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I...
Quote #10899
Unles we change direction, we are likely to wind up where we are headed.