Quote #11557
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an...
Quote #1101
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.
Quote #15369
That laugther costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency.
Quote #19652
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult...
Quote #4254
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Quote #16530
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #25085
Faith is to believe what you do not see the reward of this faith...
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #17946
Those who have the command of the arms in a country are masters of...