Quote #13214
Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice...
Quote #2110
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of...
Quote #3116
Charity sees the need not the cause.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #13246
Pain is temporary, quitting lasts forever.
Quote #14279
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
Quote #29811
We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #21546
Life is too short for a long story.
Quote #20042
If you have a lemon, make lemonade.