Quote #6062
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #18189
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
Quote #11102
There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not...
Quote #2915
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa...
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #26975
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
Quote #28100
Come, for the House of Hope is built on sand bring wine, for the...
Quote #11841
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #1744
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to...
Quote #19172
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.