Quote #2103
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
Quote #20911
For ’tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard…
Quote #23960
Of course the game is rigged. Don’t let that stop you – if you...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #9221
There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
Quote #1854
The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not...
Quote #15623
Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.
Quote #5547
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #12945
The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.