Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #33654
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #1869
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of...
Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Quote #26759
Perhaps the only misplaced curiosity is that which persists in trying to find out...
Quote #23447
Pale death knocks with impartial foot at poor men’s hovels and king’s palaces.
Quote #675
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Quote #7293
Learning makes a man fit company for himself.