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In our system, at about 1130 on election night, they just push you off...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place...
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He who receives a benefit should never forget it he who bestow should never...
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.